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MINECRAFT IS EVIL by TomPreston MINECRAFT IS EVIL by TomPreston
Wish I was joking about this: [link]
Be warned... intense levels of stupidity and it might hurt your brain.

I was gonna make a joke about Pokemon, cuz what they say about it is just utterly ridiculous, especially 15 years after the fact Pokemon's even existed with no repercussions to uphold their intense serious belief that it's evil... but when I heard them talking about Minecraft... wow... Just couldn't help myself. Sorry.

EDIT: I would like to point out that I DO NOT believe all Christians are like this. It's not the fact they happen to be Christian I am making fun of, it's the fact they're just being idiots. We cool?
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AshesAndEmbers 10 hours ago  Student General Artist
It's not just Christians either. Everyone always encouraged me to build with Legos, but the second I switched over to Minecraft, noooooo way.

Also I should have listened to your warning about intense levels of stupidity x_x

Great artwork by the way! :D I love the exaggerated expressions in the second panel, and the use of the gradient for the background. Even though it's really simple, it looks like he's walking through the door into a dark room. Great job!
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Zecorezecron 22 hours ago  Hobbyist Artist
Well, to be fair, Minecraft is basically cocaine. Only you don't snort it.
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Renee-Niels Apr 4, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
... I can't even... D| I'm not a Minecraft player or even really that interested, but DAMN that's just ignorant.

(Though I AM a huge dork when it comes to Pokemon~ =w= Good thing my parents were and are the TOLERANT sort of Christian. <XD)
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They have no knowledge of culture do they? . . . It is ignorant people that get great things banned from the bad rep. I would allow a 5 year old alone in a room with minecraft. He didn't mention GTA. What about that game!? (Not doggin it, It is just a game I chose not to play for many things in it are offensive to ME. However I understand the great reviews for story and realism. And ONLY adults should be allowed to play the game.) Back to topic. . . Even Pokemon I would allow for the fact all their names are of Japanese origin and DESCRIBE the pokemon.
Some look pretty scary to kids but a Viabloom? Pekachu?! DO YOUR RESEARCH YA HACK!!!!!! ><
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Minecraft is evil? Minecraft is just a game. A game is just a lifeless creation. A lifeless creation is never vile. Humans created Minecraft. They were never evil for creating. How sad it is, that humans will sell their beliefs for coin, deny all others out of selfish views, and consider themselves pure. Maybe one day, they will have their eyes opened to see their oppressive ways before death blinds them forever.
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I find the level of stupidity in the father in the latter panel disturbing.
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Davidslenderpie Mar 7, 2014  New member Hobbyist Artist
i am orthodox christian and building stuff doesn't make u a big sinner,building stuff in real life and in minecraft is meaning to use ur imagination while building something,this guy just makes fun of stuff
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I'm a Christian and have no idea what those idiots are talking about :/
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:iconvideogeek95:
This... I... The fuck?

I thought this particular brand of stupid Christians died out in the Early Thousands... Hell the Mid Nineties even...
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SkyWhereCastlesAre Feb 22, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Wow, I'm a christian and that video, just, just why? I play Pokemon and Minecraft, am I now evil...? Also I didn't know that names like Trubush and Nosepass are the names of demons. And Mr. Mime and Slowpoke? What if I build christian things in Minecraft? What now?
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