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Skyrim - Kindling by TomPreston Skyrim - Kindling by TomPreston
When I entered an Inn this random Bard turned agro on me for no reason (that I could see), and I was forced to defend myself by separating his head from his body. If you've played Skyrim you know that dead bodies... tend to linger for a LONG time. So I did the only sensible thing: I picked up his corpse and used it as firewood for the Inn. GENIUS!

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Hinata0321 Featured By Owner 3 days ago
Haha, I tend to get rid of bodies by Reanimating/Revenant, and then stealth kill for the cinematics... er, for the sneak and weapons exp. Pile of glowing ashes? Body hidden! Also helps with searching bodies and knowing who I've already looted, after killing a large group of bandits or something. ...Except we can't reanimate decapitated bodies, so, yeah XD
TheCatWafflez Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
...I just use the waterfall. Leave it for the others to clean it out the river I say!
Storyteller11 Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2014
Hehehehehehehe!  I'll admit to having done some odd things to corpses.  But that takes the cake.
blablaixion Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2014
Gamer logic, just as unfathomable as NPC logic.  
AvengersApprentice Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2014
I've done this.

Glad to know I'm not the only one.
DedHaven Featured By Owner May 28, 2014  Hobbyist Interface Designer
Is that sven? XD haha looks exactly like him.
RyvrePuff Featured By Owner May 5, 2014
how do you drag em?  because id like to dump a few jerks in the river....
LonelyImmortal Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2014
Want to have some REAL fun cleaning up?

Dragon corpse + Raise Zombie spell = "POW, straight to da MOON, Alice!"
yttyr Featured By Owner May 15, 2014
Hold down the Use key whilst looking at the body untill the loot text dissapears. Now you have grabbed the body with your "telekenesis powers". Move it around by walking and/or looking around. But remember that human bodies are quite heavy and if you try to pull it to hard you will lose your grip of it and you have to grab it again. Hope this helps.
Kara-LaylaShadows Featured By Owner May 4, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
When I'm close to running water, I like get rid of evidence.
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