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Skyrim - Reading Material by TomPreston Skyrim - Reading Material by TomPreston
I found some reading material for the lonely Skyrim inhabitant in my searches...

Act VII, Scene II, Continued

Lifts-Her-Tail - My goodness, that's quite a loaf! But how ever shall it fit my oven?
Crantius Colto - This loaf isn't ready for baking, my sweet. It has yet to rise.
Lifts-Her-Tail - If only we could hurry that along. How would I accomplish such a task?
Crantius Colto - Oh, my foolish little Argonian maid, you must use your hands.
Lifts-Her-Tail - You wish me to knead the loaf? Here?
Crantius Colto - Of course.
Lifts-Her-Tail - But what if the mistress catches me? Your loaf was meant to satisfy her appetite.
Crantius Colto - Don't fret, my delicate flower. I'll satisfy the mistress's cravings later.
Lifts-Her-Tail - Very well, but I'm afraid my oven isn't hot enough. It could take hours!
Crantius Colto - Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.
End of Act VII, Scene II

Skyrim - Wabba Wabba by TomPreston Skyrim - Kindling by TomPreston
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cobiegoesboom Apr 12, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
yes! when i was furnishing my house (er, one of my houses), i made sure to have a complete set of the entire run of the lusty argonian maid. i thought it was hilarious when i came across the stash of volume ones that some riekling camp had and hilarious still when i ran a quest for a noblewoman who apparently lost her original manuscripts to the very same (although she did not disclose this when you agreed to locate them for her and you just discover them when you complete the quest). i love the little injections of humor and personality littered all over skyrim. =]
Genny-Raskin Mar 29, 2014  Student General Artist
So this is how you bake bread in Skyrim! Wait a minute... What?! :D
Amayaxmimori Mar 28, 2014  New member Hobbyist General Artist
"Ohhh myyyyyyyy"
Pikagal31 Mar 24, 2014  New member Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I wish it was as easy to learn things IRL as it is in skyrim! Opening a book one pae does so much :D
Kavor257 Mar 22, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
...I tried so hard to retain what innocence I had left from High School while reading this...didn't go exactly as planned xD
so immature ;_; :P but outright hilarious :nod: xD
Tobi-Is-My-Name69 Mar 21, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Haha I found a huge pile of both those books in a Riefling camp . . . dirty little imps.
Musashi-Twist Mar 20, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This is friggin' amazing.
Soon as I saw the thumbnail and the title, I knew what book she was reading.
lisedgmfma Mar 17, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Branded-Curse Mar 11, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Yeah, I've read that one, too :rofl:
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