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Skyrim - Reading Material by TomPreston Skyrim - Reading Material by TomPreston
I found some reading material for the lonely Skyrim inhabitant in my searches...

Act VII, Scene II, Continued

Lifts-Her-Tail - My goodness, that's quite a loaf! But how ever shall it fit my oven?
Crantius Colto - This loaf isn't ready for baking, my sweet. It has yet to rise.
Lifts-Her-Tail - If only we could hurry that along. How would I accomplish such a task?
Crantius Colto - Oh, my foolish little Argonian maid, you must use your hands.
Lifts-Her-Tail - You wish me to knead the loaf? Here?
Crantius Colto - Of course.
Lifts-Her-Tail - But what if the mistress catches me? Your loaf was meant to satisfy her appetite.
Crantius Colto - Don't fret, my delicate flower. I'll satisfy the mistress's cravings later.
Lifts-Her-Tail - Very well, but I'm afraid my oven isn't hot enough. It could take hours!
Crantius Colto - Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.
End of Act VII, Scene II


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:iconnine-tailed-demonfox:
You should read The Real Barenziah 2 on Imperial library. They have the uncut version...
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Subject--Delta Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
i read ever book on the argonian maid except 4 of em i cant find.
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:icon4theonewithoutaname:
4TheOneWithoutAName Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2014
That's because there are only 3 books... 
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Subject--Delta Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
well i meant the 3rd. lol.
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DracoTitan17 Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2014  New member
he he i know what shes reading
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ThePrankingBunny Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Argonian Maid...
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player78844 Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Ah,the Book of the Argonian Maid. XD He,he
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freakyskull516 Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
~ooh hoo...~
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Maddie1534 Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I love argonians, I made a argonian character ( but then I read that... And I imagined my argonian ripping it to shreds XD
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HorrorWitz1986 Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2014
Ah, the Lusty Argonian Maid. Crassius Curio's most famous work. Still gets a response even over 200 years after it was written.
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